If you want to make a professor look dumbfounded

Ask most professors what a prostate is and what it does.....most of them won't know. Especially the men!

I know a thing or two about the prostate because I've lived in a dorm where the guy next to me kept passing droplets....and on the other end some other fucker was constantly pissing out every drop of water and saliva in his mouth!

Knowledge of the prostate made me understand the struggles of the two assholes on each end of my dorm room. It prevented me from knocking on their doors every night asking them to wear diapers.

Here at UCLA I think they also specialize in research for prostates...the only thing the alumni association will get out of me for all this tuition money I've spent (or given) might be my prostate when I pass away. Or piss away....